The .NET Chicken saw the pictures of the Java Chicken posted on James‘ blog, and is now on strike – demanding a workstation with 3 monitors, more post-it notes AND a cool globe.
[Java Chicken striking a pose on his triple screen workstation]
Currently the .NET Chicken just has two flat screens and a lousy inflatable globe that leaks air. On the upside, we just switched him to Team System, and he has a mountain view, but apparently that’s not going to cut it.
He claims he will not peck out another line of C# until the situation is addressed. This has quite distressed the other plasticised-signed-by-software-guru animals we have working in the office, although none have elected to join his strike. Managment is holding tough on this and is threatening a lockout. I’ll keep posting information as the situation evolves…
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